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rxz
42%
 42% [ 277 ]
LC135
17%
 17% [ 110 ]
125z
37%
 37% [ 248 ]
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 2% [ 11 ]
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 MAMAK DAPAT ANAK

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PostSubject: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:32 pm

suatu hari sdg ali minum teh di gerai mamak yg biasa dikunjungi,tiba2 mamak tersebut bersorak gembira dan terusdtg kpdnya...

ali:apa yg suka sgt mamak ni?
mamak: saya bini jg surat india mari.
ali: apa dia ckp?tentu good news......
mamak:dalam dia punya surat ada ckp sudah beranak.new baby!ayooo..... saya banyk suka hatila. saya berlanja awak free minum jugak!
ali:tahniah! mamak.ini kena balik india cpt ni?
mamak:ya la saya sudah tiga tahun tark balik.
ali:lerrrr???? kalu sudah 3 tahun tarak balik.tu anak siapaa????
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:57 pm

ni citer teladan ke citer dongeng?hehehehe... lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:57 am

Kuzi yamalaya wrote:
ni citer teladan ke citer dongeng?hehehehe... lol! lol!

hahahahahahaha. lwk nyer cte kau ni zam. hahahahahahahaha... kuzi cpt ktawa t kna trun pgkat... hahahahahahahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:34 am

rempitpencen wrote:
Kuzi yamalaya wrote:
ni citer teladan ke citer dongeng?hehehehe... lol! lol!

hahahahahahaha. lwk nyer cte kau ni zam. hahahahahahahaha... kuzi cpt ktawa t kna trun pgkat... hahahahahahahaha.

hahahahaha...tak boleh belah ayat kamu...bukan gelak kat lawak tu...gelak ayat kamu.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:34 am

BCU Biru wrote:
rempitpencen wrote:
Kuzi yamalaya wrote:
ni citer teladan ke citer dongeng?hehehehe... lol! lol!

hahahahahahaha. lwk nyer cte kau ni zam. hahahahahahahaha... kuzi cpt ktawa t kna trun pgkat... hahahahahahahaha.

hahahahaha...tak boleh belah ayat kamu...bukan gelak kat lawak tu...gelak ayat kamu.... lol!
hehehe...mane la tau kn ni citer teladan ke dongeng...sbb xpnh dngr...lau cite sang kancil 2 tau la...hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:00 am

ko msti skola tabika pasti....

klu skolah tabika cina msti ko penah dengo cte ni
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:58 am

hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak...lawak2...lawak2..lawak2 cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:44 pm

rempitpencen wrote:
ko msti skola tabika pasti....

klu skolah tabika cina msti ko penah dengo cte ni
kira ko nk ckp ko skola cina la dlu ea?
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:42 am

aku xskolah tadika.... umur 6thn dh pandai loading sawit...
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:50 pm

rempitpencen wrote:
aku xskolah tadika.... umur 6thn dh pandai loading sawit...
wah,ad kmajuan.aku ingt pndai kutip buah peroi je.haha..
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PostSubject: Re: MAMAK DAPAT ANAK   Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:49 pm

Kuzi yamalaya wrote:
rempitpencen wrote:
aku xskolah tadika.... umur 6thn dh pandai loading sawit...
wah,ad kmajuan.aku ingt pndai kutip buah peroi je.haha..
kuzi awk ni nakal la.....
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